Well, some day, birth control pills will come off prescription. Then they'll be placed at the front counter where the other patent medicines are. "Take your change in birth control!" ----George Carlin
. . .and you'll never get out of your car." ---1961 radio ad for Adventure Car Hop, Saugus, Massachusetts
In 1994, not long after I left the practice of community pharmacy, I found myself driving through downtown Worcester, Massachusetts. There, I saw a new, major chain drug store outlet under construction. A phrase that was mounted over a canopy struck me between the eyes: DRIVE-THRU PHARMACY. At first, I thought of the old drive-through pharmacies used in some areas in the 1950s, then became reminded of drive-through liquor stores, and, of course, fast-food restaurants. I was also reminded of the pride (sic) expressed by one former employer, who described the record prescription volume in one of his stores as "the closest we have come to mass production." So, now the system of automotive commerce was being extended to the practice of pharmacy. I really began to feel out of place. It was palpable now: the practice of community pharmacy was going to be re-engineered out of existence. They'll change the law; anybody can hand out finished prescription drugs. you'll get your Lipitor with fries, or even beer, if you wish.
But, even if the style of pharmaceutical care was to be changed, I knew then that something dangerous, even fatal, was happening to the pharmacist-patient relationship. The industry moguls had all but built a conveyor belt between the pharmacist and the public. And, judging by the result, the public has jumped right on it. Primary in the drive-thru's success is the notion that the customer is freed from moving his or her sick children from the car on the way home from the doctor's office. The drive-thru, however, was meant to be a prescription drop-off and pick-up center. It was not necessarily designed as a place for productive pharmacist-patient communication. Is the next step drive-through surgery? Drive up and stick out your ailing anatomy? The public, the pharmacy boards, and the medical community do not see it that way. They don't mourn the loss of natural talk between healthcare professional and subject. How many of you pharmacists and technicians get called "pill pushers?"
Until today, I had never driven my car into a pharmacy's drive-through lane. But, today my friend needed to pick up her new medication at a local major chain drug outlet. Regarding fast-food pharmacy, She didn't flinch. As I parked to go inside, she blurted, "Why aren't you taking the drive-through?" I confessed to her that I had never even considered it and had never done it. At first, I pulled in to it, and sat there for five minutes behind a small line of cars. Nothing moved. I grew impatient at this ridiculous scene, and suggested we go inside for faster service. There, the situation was far worse, with more than 20 people lined up at the two checkout stations at the prescription pick-up window. Back out to the drive-through. It turned out that the line would move us through in about 15 minutes. When we reached the exterior pick-up window, I beheld a pathetic sight: a glazed-eyed technician talking on two telephones at the same time (now, I know that's normal for most of you, but I haven't done retail in 14 years). Several minutes passed, and she barely got to ask cogently, "May I help you?" I announced my friend's name, and out came the prescription bag through the pick-up drawer. This wasn't pain medication, but it was a new medication for my friend. However, she was in a lot of pain, and I couldn't raise the issue of pharmacist counseling (how long would it have taken to get the pharmacist to the window? I served as her pharmacist for the moment.)
The 20th century took away prescription compounding, took away the human pace of pharmacy care, and, apparently, has also decimated any chance that a patient might have his or her own pharmacist to trust. Say what you want to say about the legal mandates we have, about counseling, drug utilization review, and the duty to warn, but for practical purposes, pharmacy is dead. If you don't think so, tell me what your pharmacist's name is. Today, I drove away from a cemetery, not a pharmacy. I envisioned mourners tossing mortars and pestles into a grave.