THE OLE' APOTHE-BLOG IS A YEARLING TODAY: OH, DEAR!
So, I joined the vast blogosphere on June 28, 2007, one year ago today. This has certainly been fun. I'm going to delete the whole thing right now--NOT. Thank you very much, everyone who has commented. This has been, and shall continue to be, a source of enormous pride, release, and insight for me. I wish I had this pharmacy blog, and the other pharmacy blogs I have read, as reference works when I was starting out; I could have used their collective wisdom, and, who knows, what I have read here might have redirected my career a long time ago.
To the likes of The Angry Pharmacist, The Angriest Pharmacist, Pharmacy Chick, Pharmacy Mike, The Drug Nazi, and the late, great Pharmacy God, I say, thank you for keeping me well informed of the nature of community pharmacy practice in the 21st century, because I left it long before the 20th century ended, and thanks to you, I am able to list the following as non-negotiable conditions for my return:
1) $100 hourly wage
2) daily, uninterrupted, external (i.e., Elvis gets to leave the building) 1-hour meal break
3) third-party ombudsman pharmacy technicians
4) personal receipt of all MTM reimbursement I file for
5) immunity from frivolous customer complaints
6) limit drive-thru transactions to prescription-related products only
7) in-pharmacy toilet facilities
Give me another year, and I'll probably add to the list. And, even with these, you'll have a long
wait until I make up my mind.
On to year two!
To the likes of The Angry Pharmacist, The Angriest Pharmacist, Pharmacy Chick, Pharmacy Mike, The Drug Nazi, and the late, great Pharmacy God, I say, thank you for keeping me well informed of the nature of community pharmacy practice in the 21st century, because I left it long before the 20th century ended, and thanks to you, I am able to list the following as non-negotiable conditions for my return:
1) $100 hourly wage
2) daily, uninterrupted, external (i.e., Elvis gets to leave the building) 1-hour meal break
3) third-party ombudsman pharmacy technicians
4) personal receipt of all MTM reimbursement I file for
5) immunity from frivolous customer complaints
6) limit drive-thru transactions to prescription-related products only
7) in-pharmacy toilet facilities
Give me another year, and I'll probably add to the list. And, even with these, you'll have a long
wait until I make up my mind.
On to year two!

